終之守处-あきら様

Just for laugh .....

*Reasons why I never visit my rich friend *

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me...

Question: 'What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Cappuccino, Frappuccino, or Coffee?'

Answer: 'Tea please'

Question: 'Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
bush tea, Iced tea or green tea?'

Answer: 'Ceylon tea'

Question: 'How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer: 'White'

Question: 'Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer: 'With milk'

Question: 'Goat's milk, or cow's milk'

Answer: 'With cow's milk please.

Question: 'Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?'

Answer: 'Um, I'll just take it black.'

Question: 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'

Answer: 'With sugar'

Question: 'Beet sugar or cane
 sugar?'

Answer: 'Cane sugar'

Question: 'White, brown or yellow sugar?'

Answer: 'Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water
instead.'

Question: 'Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?'

Answer: 'Mineral water'

Question: 'Flavored or non-flavored?'

Answer: 'I think I'll just die of thirst......'